March 3, 2014

"Hunting for Siberian Mammoths"--full doc on video

This 51-minute video details mammoth hunting and ivory collection in Siberia:

Well, Woolly Mammoths aren't using their tusks at all these days. Why not profit? say ivory hunters. Uh oh. I feel a substandard limerick coming on...

Hunting mammoths for their tusks

may not satisfy a lust

but for Science mixed with greed

we'll snag all the tusks we need.

jc march 3, 2014 (c)

For more videos on various and alternative topics, you may wish to visit Forbidden Knowledge TV.

December 2, 2013

New Theories about Dinosaurs and their Babies (video)

Did dinosaurs take good care of their babies? The following 57-minute video presentation is for those who are curious about the creatures and want to catch up on new theories concerning them. That's not me so much, but perhaps it's you...?

Once dinosaurs did stomp about

a long long time ago

they're gone bye-bye for now at least

their eggs and fossils show

(And for this I am thankful.)

jc 12.2.12

July 2, 2013

Woolly Mammoth Chronicles in dutch w Technorati!

Besides, Aren't Frets Over Woolly Mammoth Clones Enough All Ready?

by a disgruntled Jude Cowell

Yes, you're right that disgruntlement comes naturally to me yet now a new fret affects my brain and it involves the venerable Technorati website which I joined so many moons ago.

Here's the problem: it seems like no matter how hard I try, I cannot enter correctly the claim code into the core of WMC, the blog which you read before you. This is, in part, because I am out of practice since Blogger (Google) switched Layouts to the drop'n'drag method years ago. How am I supposed to remember all the code stuff that I once dealt with on a daily basis now that it's been ages since I used it? Who has time to search Forums for answers?

Not this fretter!

Plus, it isn't as if being born with the tech-loving planet of electricity and Promethean changes, Uranus, in communicating Gemini helps much with remembering such things that aren't regularly means that when it comes to methods used years ago I have to figure out how to do stuff online every time unless I write down instructions and manage to find the instructions again when I need to 'know' how to proceed. Arghh! There's way too much water under the record-keeping bridge since then and needles in haystacks come to mind.

Oh well. Today's fuss gives me an excuse for typing a new Ode to a Woolly Mammoth for you since I believe I do remember how to do that!

If Woollies live again we'll moan

when things go all awry

I would not care to feed the beast

nor warm its cherry pie

Who benefits we all may ask

though Science stays quite mum

so if a clone's a fat mistake

perhaps its day won't come.

jc 7.2.2013

And if you're a confirmed fan of cloning...never mind!

Now how about this? Despite Mammoth Blood Discovery, Cloning Still Unlikely. Shall I believe them and whoop!?

May 15, 2013

On Human Stem Cell Creation (plus, Dr Heinz Doofenschmirtz)

More Adventures in Cloning

by Jude Cowell

If you're fretfully uncertain about the wisdom of Science's whole cloning endeavor, here's a disturbing headline: Stem Cells Produced from Cloning Technique for First Time in which the journal Cell is cited for its report that human embryos which are copies of living people have been used to make stem cells.

An up-side is that this breakthrough sounds promising for curing disease, I suppose, but not so grand for the almost-human-beings who will remain in an embryonic state--or I suppose that they will--until their cells are 'harvested' for medical science's 'higher purpose'. Yet perhaps a few saucy Republicans will sponsor a bill to legally protect them so that they can inherit property and open bank accounts. I jest yet must wonder if embryos have no feeling sensations at all. Does anyone know or care?

Well, I must confess that the very idea makes me feel weird, sad for the human race, and...fretfully rhyme-ish:

An embryo of Mammoth size

from cloning we may face

but since they can no reason to

their hubris a disgrace.

Poor scientists! With abundant arrogance intact, they're attempting as mankind has tried before to build yet another Tower of Babel to reach heaven and pretend to be God. Suckas!!!

jc (c)2013

And yes, I know--this video will probably be removed soon but this is a freebie blog and I can't resist embedding clips of my favorite scientist of all, Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz. You are a devoted Phineas and Ferb fan, right?


Disclosure: the opinions and concerns expressed here are totally those of the author who frets over cloning of Woolly Mammoths and other Frankensteinian projects which if 'successful' may get completely out of hand; in no way do they reflect the views of google, blogger, or that of any hapless reader who accidentally wanders into this ode-filled blog of frets and misgivings. Thanks for reading! jc

A closely related topic: Social Origins of Eugenics.

April 19, 2013

If They Clone the Woolly Back

Another Poem of Woolly Mammoth Fret

by Jude Cowell

When Woolly Mammoth walked the earth

he was the latest thing

but if they clone a Woolly back

such stomping it will bring.

jc 4/19/13

The above (thankfully very brief) verse was composed on the spot just for you!

And little did I realize that a while back my Scottish friend, astrologer and author Anne Whitaker, wrote a lovely piece concerning this very blog including one of my quirkiest Mammoth frets (considering my extreme yet erstwhile silliness on this blog. Or am I serious?)

How very kind of her!

Now I have mentioned it on this blog previously but when it comes to pioneering Science and its major breakthroughs through history as described by the ancient system of Astrology, check out Anne's intriguing book Jupiter Meets Uranus available on Amazon for it also contains fascinating information on Mary Shelley and the writing of her Uranian masterpiece Prometheus Unbound, aka, Frankenstein!

So after composing the above verse, I then discovered a photo of a stuffed Woolly Mammoth toy and I must regretfully report to you that it has unfortunately triggered yet another fret for which I pre-apologize:

I'd rather hug a Mammoth toy

all plush and brown and tusky

than have to face one on my street

so strange and wild and husky.

jc 4/19/13


A Bit o'Science News: well, perhaps you'll be happier to hear about this than I am, but the sequencing of the Woolly Mammoth gene is complete and a clump of scientists have recently met in Washington DC to discuss cloning ancient species including the Woolly Mammoth.

Yet still I must wonder: have they really thought through the wisdom and safety of this project and who's going to feed, wash, comb, and diaper its bulk 24/7?

January 27, 2013

Odes and Sonnets! Shakespeare stored on DNA!

Good news for fans of William Shakespeare who'd like a more modern way to enjoy his work and don't mind messing with a double helix of literary proportions!

Scientists have stored all 154 of Shakespeare's sonnets on snippets of DNA. Whether this act of preservation will inspire high school students to find new fascination within the works of The Bard of Avon is unknown.

Do I feel some kind of Frankensteinian project is being advanced? Hmmm...well, while they're at it, perhaps scientists will combine DNA from Woolly Mammoths with the sonnet-encrusted snippets making Poetry Slams all the rage!

Now I must regretfully inform you that a new Ode to a Woolly Mammoth has been created to commemorate this old-meets-new literary occasion:

Poetic Woolly Mammoths roamed

ten thousand years ago

but never penned a single line

as far as we can show

It wasn't in their DNA

to sonnetize or rhyme

but if we bring the Woollies back

this might just be their time!

(c) jc 1.27.13

December 6, 2012

Woolly Mammoth Tooth Found: a Rhyme Results!

Today is December 6, 2012 and it seems like an era has passed since I posted here on Woolly Mammoth Chronicles. A new baby in the house is one reason for my busy-ness and publishing articles and horoscopes to my Political Astrology blog is another.

Returning to WMC to find that some of the videos I embedded here have been removed due to "copyright infringement" grumps me up for it's not as if this blog is published for money-making purposes! Why, it's free publicity!! Yet of course it's understandable that entities who care primarily about their bottom lines have all the leeway in such decisions, right? Such is our overly materialistic society.

Yet I'm only tryin' to spread around the Woolly Mammoth cloning info!

Well, on the way here I did notice an article from September 2012 about a California crane operator finding a 10-inch long Woolly Mammoth tooth as he went about his excavation work!

Click to view a photo of said tooth and a gold nugget for I assume the image will remain accessible for public viewing for quite a while.

Now here's a silly rhyme inspired by the dental discovery if you dare read further though I won't blame you if you don''s really quite awful...

A woolly mammoth tooth's been found

no dentist on the scene

appointment time has come and gone

no flossing in between.

The teeth of woolly mammoths might

be more than we should meet

to clone may bite off way too much

while trampling under feet.

jc Dec 6, 2012

Wishing a Merry Christmas Season and a Happy New Year to All!

June 22, 2012

Bigfoot: The Mysterious Monster (full 1976 film on video)

Well, it's been way too long since I had a chance to post here at WMC and I'm finding this related video of a 1976 documentary irresistible and must embed it right away. I actually remember seeing this vintage film with actor Peter Graves hosting years ago and though there are no Woolly Mammoths stomping about, you may enjoy a look at an Ice Age topic, elusive though its creature may be! It's kind of an Ice Age time machine to take you way-y-y-y back...

Could these creatures get along and be pals? Hmmm...not so fast....

If Woolly Mammoth came to meet

a creature with the Biggest Feet

perhaps a stomping he would put

upon the one they call Bigfoot!

copyright jude cowell 2012

Think I'll endeavor to miss their titanic match-up! How about you?


Blog Note: my being busy these days is due to a gargantuan attempt to put together and offer you my first-ever Political Astrology newsletter, Stars Over Washington Monthly. The first issue (July-August-September 2012) drops soon and you may keep up with such announcements and other political and astrological topics at Stars Over Washington if and as you wish!

My hearty Thanks to the excellent Forbidden Knowledge TV for sending along a heads-up on the Bigfoot video!