But if that's a bit dry for a Monday, perhaps you're curious to read two of last night's newly penned Odes to a Woolly Mammoth:
Old woolly mammoth had great sizeAnd now, since Dr. Frankenstein used lightening to 're-animate' his monster, here's a 2 1/2 minute video presentation of Vancouver fireworks during a lightening storm, July 2009, set to Queen's Who Wants to Live Forever?, a perfect sentiment for any extinct woolly mammoth who, though he rocked the Earth some 10,000 years ago, never asked to be brought back to life!
though now he's rather thin
some fossils and a hank of hair
are all that's left of him.
i do not want a woolly mammoth
would not want to be one
if Science brings the creature back
excuse me while i flee one.