(NaturalNews) – The scientific community has once again caught food-tampering fever. Recent reports indicate that food scientists are busy developing nanoparticle-modified (NM) food that could one day end up on your dinner plate — and you may never even know about it. By shifting around nanoparticles, food scientists say that fat-free foods can taste like full-fat foods, and they can be programmed to digest more slowly–two changes that some say may help reverse the obesity epidemic.
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Why, maybe some day, fake nano-particled, genetically modified food will help feed a ravenous, reconstituted woolly mammoth! Yet Science News isn't always good news, is it?
Even so, within these Woolly Mammoth Chronicles, Odes to a Woolly Mammoth just keep on keepin' on...here is today's installment for you, a two-fer:
Oh wake thee not the woolly mammoth
sleeping as a fossil
though it might be a kick to pet
a creature so colossal!
Please don't return oh woolly mammoth
get your beauty rest
unless you want to be a freak
and world's worst dinner guest.