Yucky yuck yuck! Here's progressive broadcaster Thom Hartmann reporting on the apparent environmental effects of excessive gas-passing which scientists say may have issued forth in abundance from the distended bellies of prehistoric dinosaurs.
My question: Even the veggie dinos? Then perhaps Beano would have proven useful!
As far as I know, there's no word yet from scientists concerning a similar Woolly Mammoth gaseous effect--but there is an Ode to a Woolly Mammoth meant for you--hope it doesn't foul up your day too much!
The wooliest mammoth wears fringe
when clubbing around on a binge
awakened from sludge
he may hold a grudge
exacting a stinky revenge!
Jude Cowell 2012~:~